2:00 am
Me: Pssst? Hey. Norm?
Norm: Phhferggh.
Me: Hey. Wake up.
Norm: Mwuh?
Me: I ran out of sleep.
Norm: What?
Me: I can't sleep.
Norm: Try harder.
2:00 pm
Ring (bbzzzttt, vibrate)
Me: Hello?
Bree: HOW THICK IS THE CARAMEL SAUCE SUPPOSED TO BE WHEN YOU TAKE IT OFF THE HEAT?!
Me: Uh, hi. I'm fine thanks for asking. How are you?
Bree: Oh. Sorry. I love you. BUT THIS IS A CARAMEL EMERGENCY!!
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